Update 9/18/22 We will be going to the Annapolis boat show next month and would enjoy some company. Updated 07/23/22: We are a couple that is happily married and looking to add some extra fun to our sex life. We do not play without the other present. She is bi-curious. He is straight. Guys we will reach out to you if she is interested, he will not be interested in you but will be present and watching. Girls, we are actively looking for that mythical unicorn and/or future mermaid. You must be bi, we prefer average to petite shape but it is more about how you carry than a number, he reallly likes short girls but enjoys tall ones as well, we prefer kinky, we really enjoy our time with a sub. Couples, you are cool and we enjoy talking to you but no promises it will lead to more. We are very interested in meeting more couples, double dates, dinner, and see how we all get along. We do not judge you for what you are into even if it does not meet what we are looking for. Kinks, fetishes, and wildest fantasies are all welcome and for having fun. No shame, no guilt, no judgment, just a good time. We are not changing our lives and do not ask you to, have fun, go home, repeat. If a guy in a couple is bi that his thing however it is not ours so no mm. If your profile does not have a good pic and you do not send one in your first message do not expect a response. We receive a lot of messages and our play time is limited so it might take a while before we answer you. We will also be picky because our play time is limited so we want quality over quantity. If we don't get back to you in 10 days then we are not interested in you. Annoying her is a very fast way to get yourself blocked. We are not models, we are middle aged friendly people interested in a good time. We want a woman (unicorn) or a couple to be a regular fwb however we also realize it takes meeting people to find the right one(s) so we are out here looking.

My Ideal Person You must be approved by both of us to play.

Women for both of us must be:
White because she is more sexually attracted to white women.
Clean, no bugs, no drugs, no disease.
In good condition, (slim/petite/athletic/average....not fat). Average people our age have dad bods and are a little chubby or have extra padding. We are not attracted to those who look like their weight is heavy enough to give them health problems like a heart a attack during sex.
We prefer short women but that is only a bonus.
A nice rack is a bonus.
Well groomed, neatly trimmed/shaved.
Being fixed is a major bonus.
Enjoying giving oral is a plus.
We are interested in a threesome with one of you.

Guys for her, if we contact you first we are interested.

Couples are a case by case basis to see how we all get along.

Anyone gets bonus points with us if they like boating, walking trails, or outdoor fun (warm weather only).